Scarifying Halloween Nicknames for AC Content Producers

Just like on the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episodes

Timothy Sexton
`Mark "John Von Achen" Kochinski (private joke)

"Children of the" Jcorn

Ghoul-Ya Bodeeb White

Carol Bengle Killbert

Jeff "Sarah Palin Hunts" Musall

Gregoriancant-cer Sticks Murder

Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte Kuchinksy

Pam Ghoul-in

Dr. Devience and Mr. Hyde

Jillita Horton Killed a Who

I Buried Paul Angelo

The Bride of David Stein

Comet Cahotek

Brian "Condoleezza" Rice

Killer Whale Orca-iolum

The Fearless Barefoot Killers

Jason "I'll Make Him An Offer He Can't Refuse" Cangialosi

George "Please Don't Call Me Harry" Potter

Sheryl "Only the Good Die" Young

Sarah "I Shot the" Sheriff

Connie "Meet Joe" Wilson

Jack "The Ripper" Oceano

Grant J. Kidney Stones

"We Rob" Banks Jefferson

Agnes "Tales From the" Farside

Jeff "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass" Bender

Deborah "Truth or" Dera

Sandi "Jerry" Lee Lewis

Sarah "Jerry" Springer

Tyler Casper, the Friendly Ghost

Sam "Lara" Croft

Max "Franken" Stein

Jeff "Fall of the House of" Usher

Arthur "Dick" Cheney

"John" Kerry "George W." Bush

Cathy "Volde" Mort

Samantha "Agent" Scully

David "Jack" Torrance

Scary Terry Coleman

Bonnie "Johnnie" McCain

D.M. Mister Sardonicus

Cody "O.J. Did It" Simpson

Katrina Shaw-Shank Redemption

Cameron Walker With a Zombie

Kim Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

Amadeus Dawn of the Dead

"The Abominable Dr." Phoebe Dawson

William Grimley Fiendish

Frances Burns In Hell

Steve MacNeil-ist

Natalie Roman III: The Revenge of Damien

Bat Nimerosky

Bela "Lugosi" Kochal

Victoria "Elphaba" Green

Imogen Rayne of Terror

Tasha Yar is Dead Edwards

Decomposing Jim Bach

Matt "The Thing" King

Colonel Mary Mustard in the Library With the Candlestick

3lil Weeping Angels

Nancy "Pelosi Says Impeachment is Off the Table" Cavanaugh

Deadtide

"Is it safe" Babe Knuuttila

Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry Christopher

I'm not yanking your chain, Cher Really Did Win an Oscar Lynch

Kevin Decayed

Miss Mac-abre

Michael "Norman" Bates

Knowledge Hungry are the Damned

Charles "Moth" Mann

Ryan "Faster Pussycat Kill" Hukill

Jeff Dial M For Murderousness

Tracy Hell

Timmy "Dread" Scott

Heather Shock Me

Pandora, Her Box Left Us No Hope

Jacob Twist-er Is Airing on TBS YET Again

Scary Poupard

Kill P. Viers

Tina Morlock (Get Back in the Time Machine!)

FlukeMan

Joanna Lopez Dispenser of Death

Saba "Murder" Ink.

Justt Jack, You Doesn't Have to Call Me Mr. Ripper

Deborah Ghoulekas

Kill N. Staple Their Lips Together

Autumn Bit a Tick and Swallowed It!

Bartleby Would Prefer Not To Eat Humans, But Does Anyway

Crystal Death Ray

Jody Morose

Jeff Gored a Man

Lee Mandroid Henderson

Kiss of the Spider Lady

Michelle M. Killed Her Beau Sheppard

Bury Dean

Christine Cadaver

Dark Stanley Winters

Christine Body Bag

Mummy Tullotes

Redrum Burke

Chase "Grim" Roper

Wreckless Eric Williams

Amanda Heart-fright

I Still Know What Sabah Karimi Did Last Summer

"Ariel" Sharon Cohen

Sorrow for the Lost Lenora Murdock

Wretched Rick Warren

Greg Reese is in Pieces

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lolaness

Michelle (Michy) Devil Went Down to Georgia

C. Jeanne Hide a Body in Her Backyard

Donald "Trump" Pennington

Cathiesblogula Versus Frankenstein

Invasion of the Paula Neal Mooney

Lawrence Adams Family

SummerIsEnding and So Is the World

DieDanzer

Jason Kohl-chak, The Night Stalker

Marin-Depravid

Drinking SonnyD Can Kill You

Whatever Happened to Baby Lane Fournerat

Nightmare on Kim Linton St.

Gary "The Incredible Shrinking G-Man" Tooms

Luke Batty

Angela Bat-Skins On

Roberta "Stabbed in the" Baxter

April Fox News Channel

Eric "His Birthday Is On Halloween, Folks" Killiams

Mark Whittington

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  • Snidely Whiplash9/12/2010

    LOL at Mark Whittington. You're a very sneaky little feller Tim. Nice.

  • Michelle L Devon (Michy)10/23/2008

    Hummmm, I don't understand mine...LOL but OK! Some of these were hilarious!

  • Angela Tague10/17/2008

    Funny!!

  • L. Vincent Poupard10/16/2008

    Ha! My nickname in high school was, "Scary Larry!"

    L.

  • Angela Atkinson10/1/2008

    WOOT!! You rock. Thanks!! (:

  • J. E. Davidson10/1/2008

    Funny stuff!

  • Kim Linton10/1/2008

    Very clever Timothy!

  • Angela Atkinson10/1/2008

    Awesome. Do me, do me!! LOL!

  • Orchiolum9/28/2008

    In honor of Edgar Allen Poe and the approaching scarifying season, how about "The Pit and the Orchiolum"?

  • DrDevience9/28/2008

    Cute ;>

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