Secret Documents Leaked to Associated Content Rebel Group

DOCUMENTS have recently been leaked to this OFFICE that provide some INSIGHT into the recent STRUGGLE being waged between the Content Lembionese ARMY and the Associated Content IMPERIAL REGIME. As you well know NEGOTIATIONS among the two GROUPS have reached a stalemate with both sides taking SNIPES at the other. Below is a COPY of one of the DOCUMENTS intercepted by our REPORTING staff. In the original document the items in CAPITAL letters were LINKS to other perceived RELATED items. In an effort to remain fair and impartial we have DISABLED those LINKS.

Dateline: 11-27-2006
Document rated: CLASSIFIED...For Your EYES Only!
From: ASSOCIATED CONTENT IMPERIAL REGIME CENTRAL COMMAND
Lack of INTELLIGENCE Division
To: All Clandestine Field Operatives

ATTENTION!: Content Lembionese Army REBEL FORCES have mounted an unarmed insurrection against the Associated Content Imperial Regime. They have taken control of all MEDIA including the Associated Content Empire's E-MAIL post OFFICE in an effort to gain followers as well as to garner SYMPATHY for their cause.

These REBELS must be crushed at all costs!!! In an effort to help identify the key antagonists a DECK OF CARDS has been issued identifying the perpetrators and their protagonists. Because the majority of the REVOLUTION FOMENTERS are believed to be HUMOR content WRITERS the DECK is not a full one, all of the CARDS are JOKERS and they are all WILD.

In addition a REWARD of 5,000 VIRGINIANS, (Who you all know are SACRED to the Associated Content IMPERIAL REGIME), as well as private one on one AUDIENCES with our supreme SPIRITUAL ADVISOR Imam Muhammad Achmeed TOM CRUISE Wallahazowee and Associated Head of no Intelligence Wadda Potata Heed PARIS HILTON Sheeshyoyo have been offered for INFORMATION leading to the roundup and EXILE of all LEMBIONESE rebel LEADERS.

TRUST no one! We are doing all we can to circumvent the WRITINGS and TEACHINGS of the REBELS and lure them and their FOLLOWERS back to the SANCTITY and CHAOS of that which is everything the ASSOCIATED CONTENT IMPERIAL REGIME stands for. It is important that you become familiar with their various PROPOGANDA so that you can gain a SENSE of their warped PERSPECTIVE. Just don't believe it! There is nothing wrong wrong wrong wrong with our SYSTEM. We are the one and only true way!
Signed,

Mullah Woolah Bulla Ibn Nuttn - Minister of DISINFORMATION

NOTE: Authenticity of the DOCUMENT has yet to be verified.