Senator Joe Lieberman to Have Lobbyist-Shaped Tumor Removed from Shoulder

Mil Peliculas
Senator Joe Lieberman announced Monday that he'd picked up a malignant lobbyist-shaped tumor during the last few weeks while working on the health care reform bill. With the reported six lobbyist-per-lawmaker ratio that has metastasized over the course of the last few months as lawmakers work feverishly to try and make our ailing healthcare system even worse, it's no wonder that something like this should happen. "I tried to put a shirt on Sunday morning and I'm like, whoa! there's a lobbyist-shaped tumor on my back or something," he told TMZ. Lieberman said he naturally accepted the man's bribe but plans to have the disgusting weasel removed just the same.

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  • Lieberman a man mad for money11/28/2009

    This man will go with whomever gives him or his wife the most graft. RIght now that is big Health Insurance Companies and big Pharm companies.
    I think if we look closely at them, we will see that they never were really democrats. They were wolves in lambs clothing. The very idea that they care for the middle class is a joke. Nothing he has done or said would show sympathy to the small business persons or lower middle classes.He has always been one to follow the money....he is a traitor to his party and to his fellow man.His record is what made it possible for the lady from Alaska to get on the republican ticket. Isn't there a special place for people without loyalties? Oh yea...I think it's called hell.

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