September 19 is International Talk like a Pirate Day

Avast, landlubbers! Raise a cup o'grog on September 19 t' commemorate th' silly holiday of International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Back in 1995, two average Oregon guys, John "Ol' Chum Bucket" Baur and Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers, invented International Talk Like a Pirate Day. On a racquet ball court they encouraged each other in swaggering pirate speak and decided that once a year, everyone should talk like a pirate. Just for the fun of it and no other reason.

The date was June 6, but since that's also D-Day, the only other date Summers could remember was September 19, his ex-wife's birthday. And thus, International Talk Like a Pirate Day was born.

The holiday was low-key until humor columnist Dave Barry propelled International Talk Like a Pirate Day into the spotlight. His September 8, 2002 column supported the holiday of pirate fun by encouraging readers to answer the phone with, "ahoy, me hearty," rather than a simple, "hello."

Barry hoped that Hollywood's who's who, such as Oprah Winfrey, Julia Roberts and Tom Cruise, would read his column and support the holiday with their superstardom. Can you picture Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah's couch yelling, "Ahoy, me hearty! I'm in love with my saucy wench Katie! Arrr!"? To my knowledge, that has not happened, yet. But, stranger things have happened.

"The reality is, pirates were not nice people and they still aren't," Baur told listeners of National Public Radio'sAll Things Considered on September 19, 2002. "But movie pirates and cartoon pirates are fun to talk like."

Since Dave Barry's 2002 column, Baur and Summers are collectively known as the Pirate Guys. They have developed and maintain the website, www.talklikeapirate.com. In addition to offering tips on talking like a pirate, the site has an English-to-pirate translator, a list of pick up lines to snag a pirate (or a lady pirate) and a dedicated page with tips on hosting your own Talk Like a Pirate Day party.

How does one go about talking like a swashbuckling pirate? The Pirate Guys have posted a video on YouTube.com offering pronunciation and definition for the five key "A" words in the pirate language:

Ahoy! "Hello."
Avast! "Hey! Stop, pay attention."
Aye! "Yes, I agree."
Aye! Aye! "Yes, I'll get right on it."
Arrr! Not to be confused with "argh." Think of it as a versatile phrase when needing to say something pirate-like.

Building on interest in the pirate way of life, the Pirate Guys released the self-published book, "Well Blow Me Down: A Guy's Guide to Talking Like a Pirate." The book and buzz caught the attention of New American Library, which published their second book, "Pirattitude! So You Want to Be a Pirate? Here's How!" in September 2005. Infusing humor between every "aye", "ye" and "arrr," these books guide landlubbers in finding their inner pirate while challenging a salty dog's pirate I.Q.

Marking this year's International Talk Like a Pirate Day, one lucky lass will win Cap'n Slappy's hook, err, hand in the Buccaneer Bachelor competition. Launched earlier this summer, 22 saucy vixens were chosen to participate in a weekly pirate contest. Each buxom beauty is to post her reply to a question and upon review, one wanton wench is eliminated at the end of the week. On September 19, one lovely lady will win the booty.

While finding the perfect matey for Cap'n Slappy, the Pirate Guys have just wrapped up filming a yet-to-be-announced network reality television show, to be aired in September 2006. The topic and name of the show is hush-hush for now.

There are multiple websites available to help you get prepared for International Talk Like a Pirate Day, including Talk Like a Pirate Day (www.talklikeapirateday.com), Talk Like a Pirate Day UK Headquarters ( www.yarr.org.uk) and Pirate Talk for Dummies (http://piratetalk.tripod.com) . But the International Talk Like a Pirate Day website (www.talklikeapirate.com) is the only site where you can find your pirattitude, arrr!