Serious Fashion Don'ts

Everywhere we all go we see at least one person who is dressed in one horribly hideous thing after another. We can't do anything about it but snicker to ourselves and wish that somehow just maybe they might catch on that they need a fashion makeover. Maybe change just that one garment that keeps them from being admired instead of shunned away from.

A list for some top fashions items that all who own them should discard are;

Moms Jeans; Why in the world do they still make these pants? You know the pants that create an unflattering bulge in the belly and make all bottoms look as long as a highway. The material is standard eighties still, usually they are whitewashed and they go all the way up to the breastbone. They are just extremely unflattering on any woman but if you are even the slightest bit unfit they won't just be unflattering they will be downright disgusting looking. Just stay away from these no matter what.

Fedora's; It's not the gangster era anymore and unless it's Halloween these hats have no reason to be worn. A very stupid look that some people just can't help but seem drawn to, maybe I just don't get it but I hate them.

Shoulder Padded Shirts/Blouses; If you want to look like a cyborg and intimidate everyone you see then go ahead and where a shirt with huge padded shoulders. I don't see these too much anymore but when I do I still can't help but shudder and want to run the other way.

Disney Shirts; There is nothing that screams "I don't care what you think" more than one of those shirts with a Disney character on them. I am not talking about a child wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt nope; I'm talking about the adults the men and woman that get up in the morning and say "what the hell why not" and then put on the Tasmanian Devil t-shirt that says something silly, or the Donald Duck is cranky for coffee shirt, gross. Grow up already take a look at the adults around you and change your shirts please.

Pointy Toed Shoes; If you are not an elf or a witch then for goodness sakes already get a different pair of shoes. These make my feet ache just looking at them besides the fact they just look plain old weird. I have no idea why these ever caught on in the fashion industry but I hope they will go away completely soon.

Bell Bottoms; These on again off again pants just need to stay gone. Unflattering and silly looking they take up to much space and are an easy target for your feet to trip over and a nice face fall will only serve to better embarrass you even more than being caught wearing the pants just by themselves. The bell bottoms will hopefully become a dying breed just like the Hippies that have been wearing them for forty-plus years.

Stretchy Pants; These are so god awful and every store that carries jeans offers the same style of all pants in that stretchy material as well. These are gross, they make most women look lumpy instead of curvy. Some women seem to think that if they can squeeze themselves into a size smaller pair of pants they will look better, but that's not the way it works. These pants helped coin the term "muffin tops". A very poor choice for even the sloppiest of women.

Hugely Framed Glasses; There is no reason to completely hide your face while out. Leave the big bug eyed fly look to Jeff Goldblum and quit wearing these.

Peasant Pants; Wow, these things came out of nowhere and began the wedgie craze. Don't ever think that you are being admired when wearing these just because people are staring; they are staring because they can't help but snicker to themselves over that hugely uncomfortable wedgie that you got going on back there.

Bermuda Shorts; What happened here? Who is responsible for these atrocious things? It's like they said "let's make a pair of pants that are actually shorts" they are so unflattering to the thighs making all thighs look thunderous even when they are not, just completely hideous.

Hawaiian Print Shirts; Hawaiians don't even wear these most whom I have known would not be caught dead in one of these silly shirts and yet people still wear these thinking that they resemble something that they do not. These shirts can turn even the most distinguished looking gentleman into a stupid looking fool, no one should ever wear one, not ever.

If just one person was helped with this list of fashion don'ts then the world will be a much better looking place.