Seven Great Things About Being Forgetful
Selective Memory
You can hide your own Easter eggs.
You can rewrap your Christmas gifts from last year.
You never have to worry about what your having for lunch tomorrow, because you can't remember what you had today.
You never have to take a vacation because every day is a new day!
You never have to worry about taking out the trash, because you can't remember someone asking you too.
You never have to worry about turning your school work in on time, because you never remembered to do your schoolwork,
Hum, I can't remember the last point.
Published by Mike Hazelwood
Mike Hazelwood, is a seasoned Freelance writer. He has been writing articles on the Internet for many years. Mike, has written articles for Helium.com, Associatedcontent.com, and CnnIreport.com. Mike Hazelwo... View profile
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10 Comments
Post a CommentGood jill, i mean jort... no, JOB... wasn't he some guy in the bible? Oh well, nice writing anyway :)
You made my day! Thank you, for...uh...the article, yes, the article. :-)
My grandmother always said that eating shredded wheat helped with your memory, at least I think that was it ;) Great job!
Good article, whatever your name is!
I need to share this with my husband. He'll be able to relate! His stroke messed with his short term memory - and we handle the awkward moments with humor. Thanks for some new material to use!
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Well put, Mike!
Well put, Mike!
Mike, that was well put!
The first line cracked me up. I like to say "My memory is just a memory to me".
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I relate to this :-)