There are several benefits to dating Mr. Hand that both males and females can enjoy; the primary one is the fact that he can meet your sexual needs and free you from that pressure so that you can relax as you search for Mr. or Mrs. Right.
He is Always Available:
Whenever you feel the need for some extra-curricular pleasure Mr. Hand is always ready and available to care for you. You never have to worry about him working overtime, hanging out with the guys or being too tired to bother. He is always around and happy to do whatever you need done!
He is Only Interested in Your Pleasure:
In an age where sexual partners are more interested in achieving their own climax than your pleasure Mr. Hand can be a refreshing change. He could care less how much and hard he has to work to please you: your satisfaction is his only goal!
He Isn't Infected With Mysterious Diseases:
You can play sexual games with Mr. Hand without fear: He stays just as clean as you want him to stay. He will never gift you with Herpes or any other nasty surprise after a night of pleasure so you can enjoy yourself in safety!
He Doesn't Kiss and Tell:
You will never have to worry about him telling others your sexual preferences or escapades. Mr. Hand has never been one to kiss and tell and savors whatever secrets you decide to keep. He is the ultimate silent partner!
He is a Cheap Date:
Trim his nails, buy him some hand lotion and treat him with some nice lubricant on occasion and he is perfectly content. You don't have to worry about buying expensive gadgets for this guy!
He Leaves You Alone When You Don't Want to Be Bothered:
When the days come that you simply aren't interested in sex Mr. Hand is perfectly content to work at the keyboard or help in the kitchen without a single groan of complaint. He will even help wash your car and mow your lawn without asking for a single sexual favor in exchange!
He Isn't Jealous:
Should you ever meet Mr. or Mrs. Right he is perfectly content to fade into the background until you need him again. You will never have to worry about temper tantrums and having him slice your car tires--his only goal is your happiness.
If you are alone I hope that you will consider a date with Mr. Hand. He is the perfect partner for when you are between relationships and will happily care for your sexual needs, allowing you to take your time before jumping into another romance.
Published by Annie Jean Brewer
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2 Comments
Post a CommentYa know, I could have *so* much fun with this article! I mean 'what if' you develope an extreme form of split personality? The fun goes from there! hehe Sorry, I had to tease you hun! I love the article. It was a serious subject but put in a light-hearted manner that made it easy to read as well as keeping the reader comfortable with the material. I just have a warped sense of humor. I enjoy my 5 fingered friend upon occassion but I also have another (Very rarely though... he requires batteries). hehe Later!!
You've got to read Erica Jong's. " The Zipper less F--K !