Sex and the City Quotes

Sex and the City was the hit show, and cultural phenomenon that aired on HBO from 1998 to 2004. The shows revolved around the life of four friends: Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte. Set in New York City, the show follows the the four friends as they look for love, or sometimes lust, in New York.

The show was a cultural phenomenon and resulted in two feature films, Sex and the City, and Sex and the City 2. The show also had many, many memorable quotes.

"You can stay here with your boxes of s*** and your shoe-eating dog and knock yourself out putting on the Rogaine and the Speed Stick." -Carrie

"Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality." -Miranda

"I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty." -Carrie

"You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing." -Samantha

"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it." -Carrie

"My vagina's depressed." -Charlotte

"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'." -Samantha

"I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there's a problem." -Miranda

"I'm a try-sexual. I'll try anything once." -Samantha

"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with." -Carrie