Sex is like a Yo Yo

Steven West
Do you enjoy playing with a yo yo? Do you enjoy having sex? How about comparing the two? Let's give it a try.

1. Sex is like a yo yo. It has it's ups and downs.

2. Sex is like a yo yo. It can take you around the world.

3. Sex is like a yo yo. It can keep you spinning.

4. Sex is like a yo yo. You can take it fast or you can take it slow.

5. Sex is like a yo yo. It can dazzle and electrify you.

6. Sex is like a yo yo. Sometimes it works better with batteries.

7. Sex is like a yo yo. It feels so smooth and round.

8. Sex is like a yo yo. You can do lots of fancy tricks and send it in all kinds of directions.

9. Sex is like a yo yo. It can be incredibly difficult and frustrating.

10. Sex is like a yo yo. You can always use more than one at the same time.

11. Sex is like a yo yo. Be careful that you don't get all tangled up.

12. Sex is like a yo yo. You can share it with a friend.

13. Sex is like a yo yo. There are a variety of models available.

14. Sex is like a yo yo. It's not very expensive, but it can give you hours of pleasure.

15. Sex is like a yo yo. It takes a lot of practice before you can master the technique.

16. Sex is like a yo yo. It's more fun than walking the dog.

17. Sex is like a yo yo. You can go almost anywhere to enjoy it.

18. Sex is like a yo yo. If you put it in your pocket, it might leave a bulge.

19. Sex is like a yo yo. Never settle for a cheap model. They'll never last.

20. Sex is like a yo yo. It's the original boy toy.

Published by Steven West

I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm...  View profile

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  • Darla Smith4/18/2011

    Very interesting!

  • Martin Kloess4/18/2011

    really good. look for it on FB

  • Harriet Steinberg4/17/2011

    Wow!!!!! that sure is a unique and interesting comparison... Try another object, Steven, and see what turns out.

  • Mike Powers4/17/2011

    Okie-dokie...

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