Sex Poem!
Here is my attempt at getting many views
In attempting to pen something some say may have issues
Just what is the best sex?
Don't do it with your ex!
He had met her at the multiplex
Things went fine
Especially for him
The way she approached
You know the S- E- X
Was it lust or was it love
He didn't care it was very complex
Until one day she cried
Why don't you move?
With me into this duplex
But he was soon perplex(ed)
She wanted him to try something new
It involved latex
Even some flex
For him this was not
You know S-E-X
She called him old fashioned
She called him a prude
To him it all seemed
You know quite rude
So that was why she became his ex
And he has no partner
Of the fairer sex
Published by John Smither
I had often felt that I had a book inside me ready to be written (many of us have I know), well it has been but now I need to get it published. Until recently I never knew I could write poems, that is my nex... View profile
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12 Comments
Post a Comment"No partner of the 'fairer' sex". Hmmm... Well, John, I'm afraid that leaves the matter quite open to the imagination! ; )
LOL - Wait till you see the hits you get with this. It's IS true. Sex sells!
Very droll. I checked this out after reading Don Pennington's article. (He wrote one on me a few weeks ago, by the way). Consider me a subscriber.
Great job getting readers here! Funny! :-)
Sexy trick to get us running to your page, John! I'm leaving now...great read! :)
yup, S-E-X got my attention
hehehehe - love it!
Ha!Ha!ha..ha. you're right. Can't beat them, join them. I probably will be joining you as well...hope it works.
I hope it works for you John
I hope it works for you John