Sex and Poker

Steven West
In my continuing quest to compare sex with food, I decided to try a different angle. I faced the odds and decided to compare sex with poker instead. Draw your own conclusions.

Sex is like poker: You can be flush with excitement.

Sex is like poker. You need to know when to bluff.

Sex is like poker. Three of a kind always beats two of a kind.

Sex is like poker. You can be very excited when you have a full house.

Sex is like poker. You can get far with a straight hand.

Sex is like poker. The King is dominant over the Queen. (I know I'm going to get some hiss and boos)

Sex is like poker. The Joker is wild and can beat anyone.

Sex is like poker. It's a good idea to have an ace in the hole.

Sex is like poker. Cheating can get you in a lot of trouble.

Sex is like poker. You may need a lot of money to stay in the game.

Sex is like poker. You can be a real stud.

Sex is like poker. In the end, you need to lay out your hand.

Sex is like poker. There frequently are risks involved.

Published by Steven West

I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm...  View profile

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  • Pattie Byrd2/2/2010

    And sometimes you just need to check.

  • Jeffrey Weeks2/1/2010

    :) jeffrey

  • Nancy V Canfield2/1/2010

    No hisses or boos from me!

  • Janet Hunt2/1/2010

    True! :-)

  • Mike Oberg1/31/2010

    Sex is like poker. The better your hands, the farther you'll get!

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