Sex Tips for Women: Getting Him Out of Your Bed Quickly

Men are not the only ones who sometimes want great sex without having a relationship- many women enjoy one-night stands as well. Some women prefer to skip the conversation that often happens after sex, and some women just want to enjoy their experience without any complications. If you are a woman who enjoys great sex but is ready for him to leave when its over, these tips are for you:

Stay in a Motel- Staying in a motel makes it easy to ditch your Casanova. For an easy exit, wait until he falls asleep and just slip out. For a quick exit, tell him you need to grab something from the car and then take off.

I'm Late For Work!- This is a classic way to quickly get rid of the stud-muffin in your bed. As you lay together basking in the afterglow with his arm around you, or just as he turns over preparing to sleep, glance at the clock on the nightstand. Quickly jump up out of bed and say, with as much panic in your voice as you can muster, "Oh man, I'm late for work!". Start grabbing his clothes and tossing them at him, then run for the shower. He should get the hint, but if not say "You gotta go. I'm jumping in for a quick shower then I need to run." By the time you finish a short shower, he should be gone!

Voices in Your Head- Your sexy unicorn has done his job, and you're ready to be alone again. Start mumbling to yourself quietly, and ignore his "what?". After a few moments of mumbling, jump up grabbing the blanket or sheets to cover yourself with. Point at him, lying there in your bed, and shriek "You're a cop. I know you're a cop. No, wait- you're an alien cop! I'm not gonna let you abduct me- no way!!" By this time, he'll either be trying to reason with you or will be grabbing his clothes and high-tailing it out of your house. If he's the reasoning type, then suddenly get calm. Look at him like you've never seen him before and say "Who are you? What are you doing in my house?" He'll be reasonable, so interrupt him and say "I don't know what just happened, but I think you should go. I need to take my meds." Politely escort him out.

Grandma's in the Hospital- Another classic. To get your fabulous Fabio to go home quickly, fake getting a phone call from a relative. Tell him he has to go right away- you have to get to the hospital because Grandma fell down the stairs (got food poisoning, was mugged, infected with the Swine Flu).

Honesty- This is probably the most boring way to eject your own personal Greek God, but it may be the kindest in the long run. When the great sex is over, tell him to leave. Say "I realize you probably expected to spend the night, but I'm done so time for you to leave." If he protests, as he probably will, just repeat yourself. After repeating yourself twice, start handing him his clothes while you put on your robe. If necessary, walk him to the door.