Shaving Tips for Men: For Your Face and Other Areas

Isn't unwanted hair gross, especialy if it grows in places you would rather it not.
It can be itchy, smelly, and overall just unpleasant..

I figured I would share all the advice I never got when I hit puberty and started sprouting hairs. (I'm half Jewish by the way)

Ok! The first step is the simplest one,

First, you go to an ATM and withdraw, I'd say anywhere from 20 to 200 dollars. (Depending on your financial state, and how much you are actually willing to spend on your body)

Second, you head down to the nearest supermarket, and purchase an expensive Razor, (Preferable Gillette) the cheap ones never do the job for me, always leaving me bleeding afterwards, my advice is spend more money, get less pain.

Third, buy a big spraycan of shaving cream, or if you prefer, shaving gel, both work the same.

And last but not least, one bottle of Aftershave, doesn't matter the brand.

OK! Now that the easy part is done, its time to head for the bathroom.......

We are gonna start with your face,

Firstly, wet with some warm water and than gently massage shaving cream/gel onto your face, and upper neck if you are very hairy.

Rinse razor with hot water and then bring up to face, Although your hands will probably be shaking terribly out of fright, you must control the blade so as not to slit your own throat.

Now with gentle motions, bring razor down a part of your face and than back up, not too slow, and not too fast, that's right, easy does it.

Continue this and repeat all over the lower part of the face,(unless you are a monkey and have hair on your cheeks and forehead) stopping after every couple of strokes to rinse hair off of razor.

When finished rinse face with warm water and than rub aftershave onto face.

Now that you look more respectable it is time to start with the rest of your body.

Now guys unless you really really dig the whole natural hair look, if there is one thing I can tell you its that women do not, so for their sake please get rid of it or at least trim it.

Chest and Stomach hair can be tolerated if not too excessive, if it is, than repeat the same procedure for your face.

Underarm Hair must be terminated as it causes guys to stink more, and does not look nice at all.

Lower Regions and Butt need to go, unless God has blessed you with a lack of pubic hair down there you need to get out that razor and jump to the task, just be careful, one slip and you might become impotent, or infertile for the rest of your life, so this one requires alot more concentration.

Only downward movements permitted here, no upward ones as the skin is much more sensitive and can cut much faster than face.

Well I hope this adivce helped you, and that now you can enjoy a hairfree existance.

Good Luck with the Shaving.....