She Leaves for Work at 8:15

Wife working

Husband chilling

Drinking expensive gin

Full barbecue on Tuesday afternoon

Husband chilling

Clear evidence of shits and giggles

Full barbecue on Tuesday afternoon

Empty weed baggies and liquor receipts

Clear evidence of shits and giggles

Crushed beer cans and blunt roaches

Empty weed baggies and liquor receipts

And silly video game music

Crushed beer cans and blunt roaches

After her hard day at the office

And silly video game music

But we were invited

After her hard day at the office

Coming home to this

But we were invited

The call came at 9:00 this morning

Coming home to this

Then the conference

The call came at 9:00 this morning

Right after she left

Then the conference

He said that we just dropped by

Right after she left

Which is a lie

He said that we just dropped by

Drinking expensive gin

Still living college dreams with

Wife working