"Sheen Cream" If Ben & Jerry Gave Charlie Sheen an Ice Cream

Paris Hilton's 'Paris Parfait' & Lindsay Lohan's 'Licorice Lohan Latte'

Will Stape
Boy, don't we all want just a little more sweet stuff in our lives? For Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert, Ben & Jerry gave the snarky guys their very own ice cream flavors. Colbert's "Americone Dream" and Fallon's "Late Night Snack" now crowd your frozen food supermarket shelf, taking attention and needy dollars away from good old Tutti Frutti. But what of Charlie Sheen, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan? Here are some flavors for those creamy, dreamy celeb confections!

Charlie Sheen - 'Sheen Cream'

It's a Winning combination of Tiger's Blood, Adonis DNA and all sorts of other intense things much too high flying to even bother naming. Chances are when you eat it, you'll get loads of energy like Charlie, and even start to fancy yourself as a guy from another planet like Mars. Be advised however, eating too much of this and you may face employment problems, and just generally start behaving like a doofus. Actually one could argue that Tutti Frutti is naturally Sheen's flavor, but it's not as marketable.

Paris Hilton - 'Perfect Paris Parfait'

This is one sweet dish that even a slender gal like Paris would go for like gangbusters. A parfait is traditionally light, and ever so airy. Some may argue that Paris Hilton is just as airy in oh so many ways. Paris recently started tweeting Charlie Sheen on Twitter, since they are real life neighbors in a not so simple life. Who knows, perhaps they will combine forces and Sheen Cream and Paris Parfait will be sold as a dynamic duo. Charis? Parlie? The pairing possibilities are oh so creamy dreamy!

Lindsay Lohan - ' Licorice Lohan Latte'

Licorice isn't the first candy that comes to mind to put into or layer on top of ice cream, but then again Lilo Lindsay Lohan isn't the first gal you think of when you think of icy, cold sweet treats. The cool licorice, and the cream of the traditional latte could mix it up for something truly original tasting - or ever so wacky and wild. Lohan's legal woes tend to mount faster than the sharp crack of a licorice whip, so Lindsay would most likely approve of such a bold Ben & Jerry ice cream flavor.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/03/ben-and-jerrys-jimmy-fallon-late-night-snack_n_830797.html

Published by Will Stape

Will is an Emmy Award nominated screenwriter. He also writes extensively for magazines and the web. Will penned episodes for the TV shows, Star Trek: The Next Generation & Star Trek: Deep Space Nine....  View profile

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  • Richard3/19/2011

    I love your writing style! Thanks!

  • Orchiolum3/16/2011

    I rarely buy their ice cream due to the expense, but when I do I grab the Chunky Monkey or Cherry Garcia.

  • Major Jester3/12/2011

    Clever flavors for sure. Nice work, Will.

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