She's Inspired by Bachman Turner Overdrive

I like Bachman Turner Overdrive this much:
as much as I like Michelle Bachman who
while standing still is in overdrive...

Overdrive can be seen as a 70s metaphor for speed or bennies
and not as an economizing 5th gear as we know it today...

I like BTO this much, like a speed-induced drunken car wreck
with gawkers looking on causing a bumper car reaction...
that's how much I like Michelle Bachman...

I like her like a tortured Trotskyite likes being electrified
again and again to give up his friends who want some other pain
TO STOP!

I like Michelle Bachman like I prefer to be brutalized with photos of
mangled bodies
to teach us to drive slowly, when we already are!

I like Michelle Bachman like I prefer to drive head on into
an electrical storm to see whether my nerve endings function correctly...

Let me tell you how much I like Michelle Bachman...
I just counted the ways!