Shopping Styles

Men Vs. Women

Linda Galok
Men buy shoes that are comfortable to walk in.
Women never walk into a shoe store without buying.
Men buy underwear that fits comfortably.
Women buy underwear that makes men uncomfortable.
Men buy cars that are fun to drive.
Women drive cars that make them seem fun.
Men buy toys.
Women toy with men.
Men buy tools.
Women think most men are tools.
Men buy food that tastes good.
Women buy food that's good for them.
Men hide when it's time to go shopping.
Women hide the shopping bags.
Men think shop is a noun meaning "room of tools."
Women know shop is a verb meaning "to browse and buy" eventually.
Men can pass up a sale.
Women can pass up a man
If there's a sale....

Published by Linda Galok

I read more than I clean house, laugh more than I cry, and cook as infrequently as I can get away with it. I'm an obsessive-compulsive wiseass, my favorite color is Hershey, and I believe in angels. But I'...  View profile

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  • Marti4/8/2008

    Sometimes your perspicacity amazes me.

  • Shanelle Diaz2/15/2008

    RIGHT ON, LOL!!!

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