Should Martellus Bennett Keep on Tweeting Via Twitter?

Half a year ago, I signed up for Twitter. A certain football player was, somehow, responsible for that. However, I never used Twitter. Until now. This week, I started using Twitter with the intention of continuing to use it. When I originally signed up for Twitter, I wrote an article about it. However, having never really used Twitter, the article ended up falling by the wayside. Now, I'm using Twitter and now the article that was written half a year ago will be re-born:

"Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Keep on Tweeting via Twitter

Every once in awhile, Dallas Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett will tweet a gem. They may be ignorant sounding, grammatically incorrect gems, but Twitter gems, nonetheless.

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Stop Tweeting via Twitter

According to Martellus Bennett's Twitter account, last week the football tight end tweeted this:

"Y the fugg is this fat chic staring at me. Don't ppl know they fat or do they think the [sic] normal? Do uglies know they ugly?? So many questions"

So many questions, indeed, Martellus Bennett.

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Keep on Tweeting via Twitter

Martellus Bennett is the reason I signed up for a Twitter account. I, literally, just signed up via Martellus Bennett's Twitter page.

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Stop Tweeting via Twitter

Because he tweets all the time. As of the writing of this article, Martellus Bennett tweeted 20 times in the span of an hour earlier today. That's a lot of tweeting. Maybe a little less tweeting is the route to go.

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Keep on Tweeting via Twitter

Quite simply, the Dallas Cowboys tight end is the reason I'm writing this article. So, there must be something fascinating going on. Although, I'm not quite sure I've got my finger on it, yet.

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Stop Tweeting via Twitter

Football is back in gear. Camps are under way. Players are exercising, practicing, meeting and learning new plays or schemes. If the tight end spent less time consumed with Twitter, maybe he could focus better on football.

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Keep on Tweeting via Twitter

Not even Hall of Fame athletes play football forever. Football players need to think about life away from football, because, inevitably, NFL careers end. Martellus Bennett is proving that he is good at thinking about life away from football... even during football season.

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Stop Tweeting via Twitter

Let me bring your attention back to the phrase I posted earlier tweeted by @KungFuAstronaut.

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Keep on Tweeting via Twitter

Because I'm writing this article. So he can tweet comments like " Fugg Gatorade I want Arizona sweet tea on the side lines Arizona ice tea jus how I like my woman kinda tall with color lmfao ." Is he saying he wants "kinda tall with color" women on the sidelines? Or, does he really want to drink Arizona sweet tea instead of Gatorade while the Redskins beat the Cowboys?"

And now, half a year later, I have a couple new reasons:

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Keep on Tweeting via Twitter

Because, although I didn't use twitter after initially signing up half a year ago, I started using Twitter earlier this week @_L_I_V_I_N_ .

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Stop Tweeting via Twitter

Today, I was attempting to use Twitter as the novice that I am. As such, I'm still figuring out why certain tweets appear on my page. I found that a number of tweets did not interest me. Then, I realized a correlation. Martellus Bennett re-tweeted a fair amount of tweets that I had zero interest in. I may be new to Twitter, but I immediately knew the solution. Today, I unfollowed Martellus Bennett - the NFL player who was originally responsible for me signing up for Twitter.

Why Martellus Bennett Needs to Keep on Tweeting via Twitter

Because I'm going to publish this article. And, maybe I'll tweet it. I wonder what Martellus Bennett would say, although I probably won't find out now.

Sources:

http://twitter.com/

http://twitter.com/#!/KungFuAstronaut

http://twitter.com/#!/_L_I_V_I_N_