Should Tiger Woods' Mistresses Compete in Howard Stern's Beauty Pageant?

Howard Stern will host The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, as reported at Times Online. The prize money of $100,000 has been donated by AshleyMadison.com, a "discreet dating service" with the slogan "Life is short, have an affair," and that has over 5 million anonymous members.

Why we should not be surprised that Howard Stern will host The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

The world knows now that the married Tiger Woods had affairs with many women, and these women have been revealed to the public. Tiger Woods admitted that he cheated in his one and only press conference where he issued a public apology. Woods said that he has a lot to work out with himself and his wife, and he also said that he would like to keep his business private. However, if he hopes the situation will die after his press conference, people like Howard Stern won't be having any of that.

Howard Stern, the radio personality who has been shocking audiences for years, will now host The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. Four of the 13 women that have been revealed as Woods' mistresses have agreed to participate, which is enough for Howard Stern to go ahead with the program. According to Times Online, the categories will include Swimsuit, Personality, Talent and more.

If anyone would put on such a program, it would be Howard Stern. He has proven consistently through the years that he has what it takes to upset people, and that he doesn't care what people think. It has made him one of the most controversial, yet most successful radio personalities ever, ranked 34th most powerful in 2009 by Forbes. Stern is found on Sirius Satellite Radio, after moving away from Broadcast, where he has more freedom to be shocking.

Howard Stern will host The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. Should the Mistresses stay away?

If you're a mistress, and you know it, where are your morals? If you have an affair with a married man, why not compete in The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, too? There is no reason to pass up the opportunity of winning $100,000 when you've already stepped out of morality territory. If any of these mistresses are hoping for even more exposure since coming out as being involved with Tiger Woods, Stern's pageant is sure to give it to them.

Sources:

Chris Ayres, Shock jock Howard Stern lines up lovers of Tiger Woods for $100,000 beauty contest, Times Online

#34 Howard Stern - The 2009 Celebrity 100, Forbes

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