Signing Up for the Bush League: A Review of Busch Beer from Anheuser-Busch

Trub Wortwurst
Busch
Anheuser-Busch, Inc.
St. Louis, MO

Hey Corntooth, get out ya micro macro tastebuds because we're bringing wetness to Dry County, KY USA. I had to drive 10 miles of rural Kentucky highway back into the center of some Tennessee farm town to get a Busch tallboy because I was in a teetoling town/county. From those slim pickins chances I had opportunity to get a Modelo or a Clamato Bud Light but chose this classic staple American lager instead.

Yessum, I'm bootlegging it tonight, y'all, with the thin yellow strawman. It's nothing to write home about so I will pen this empty missive to ye strangers far and wee. It was worth $1.39 but not the 20 mile drive. As my clone said to me the next morning after asking for a kiss during breakfast: "Slimey" and then wiped it away. Come to think of it it was probably remnants of this chugger in my sloppy kiss some 12 hours later despite cola, toothpaste and breakfast.

-Wörtwurst

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