Signs that the Driver Next to You Has No Insurance

There are many clear indications, 97-foot blazing neon warning signs if you will, that the driver next to you has absolutely no insurance. If they choose to swerve towards you in traffic and the only way to avoid them is to go directly into a ditch, choose the ditch. Dirt is softer, Mother Nature carries better liability coverage, and you will avoid an nonsensical conversation with a scumbag that will show you an Allstate card that expired when Airwolf was a top ten show.

Like all the major networks and websites, as one of the Internet's major news sources, Associated Content has a moral obligation to keep our public informed and protected. Consider this PSA our version of NBC's "The More You Know." Please commit the following visuals to memory to avoid an accident with an uninsured motorist:

A Garfield stuffed animal stuck to rear or side window with suction cups. This category also includes a picture of Calvin giving a golden shower to a Chevy or Ford symbol.ANY Bumper stickers. Your car is not intended to be a moving billboard informing the world of your hobbies. Nobody gives a shit about what candidate you support or your favorite sports team and actually puts you at risk. For example, if your car is parked and a passerby is opposed to your choice in teams/candidates after enjoying their 17th round of Miller High Life, they may have the urge to display their artistic aptitude by keying a sketch of their cock and balls on your hood. In addition, If the bumper sticker says "I brake for Unicorns," you are also required by law to follow this car to their destination and when the driver gets out of the car, without hesitation, punch them directly in the face.ANY Conversion Van: Pedophiles, serial killers and kidnappers do not carry insurance as their discretionary income is spent on ball gags, chloroform, and buckets full of lollipops. Take extra precaution if you see curtains.There are 11 people in the car, the driver is making out with 2 of them, and it's Tuesday around noon. If the car involved in this situation is a Civic, Neon, or Escort with a spoiler, ground effects, or 20 inch spinning rims, immediately call the Department of Transportation.If there is a mattress on the top of the car, the driver is holding onto it with one hand, you are on the highway, and it's raining.A truck/van with an airbrushed picture on the rear window of hot air balloons, a desert scene with the sun setting, and unicorns prancing about.These scenes are only allowed for use on the covers of Trapper Keepers and inspirational posters. In addition, repeat before mentioned rule if the scene involves unicorns.

Thank you, and drive safe. In the interest of public safety, if you feel A.C. has missed any other warning signs of uninsured motorists, please add them to the comment section.