Silly Sunday

It's Sunday and that means it's time for Silly Sunday! Silly Sunday is simply a joke or a collection of anything I find silly and hope that they make you laugh as well!

Today, I had a nice glass of orange juice in the morning, so it put me in the mood for orange jokes.

Of course, the dreaded orange knock knock joke:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

Why did the little idiot stare at the orange juice can for hours?
Because it said, "concentrate."

What can whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
Look round!

What did the little chick say when it's mother laid an orange?
Oh, look at the orange marmalade!

How do you tell the difference between a baseball and an orange?
Put your arms around it and squeeze. If juice comes out, it's an orange. If it doesn't, it's a baseball.

How do you tell the difference between a orange and a walrus?
If you don't know, I'm not sending you to the grocery store!

How do you know if an orange is the correct shape?
'Scurvy!

There were an orange and a carrot walking down the street and they were best friends. Out of nowhere a car came and hit the carrot, so the orange rushed him to the hospital. Eventually the doctor came into the waiting room and he told the orange, "I've got good news and bad news." The orange asked for the good news first, and so the doctor replied, "Well your friend is going to live, but he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life!"

And one about the color orange.

A man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?"
Doctor scratches his head and says, "I've never seen anything like it. Take these pills and come back in a week and see if there are any changes".
The guy comes back in a week, his penis is still orange.
Doctor says, "Let's see if we can figure out what is causing this. Tell me about your life-style".
Guy says, "I'm single, live alone."
Doctor: "How do you spend your evenings?"
"I like to watch porn videos and eat Cheetos. Why?"