Single Girl Things You Should Do Before You Get Hitched

I believe about 99% of us women when we are born think our main goal in life is to get married and have children, and the other 1% believe the goal of life is to be happy in whatever they do regardless if we marry or remain single. This article is for those women out there who do plan on getting married someday but want to experience all that life has to offer before they make that big commitment. Some of these suggestions you can do with your gal pals so gather up your gabsters and make the most out of your single life while you still can.

1) Learn how to change a tire-Girl, you are an adult, you are a woman, you are fierce but damn girl you still need to flag down a passing motorist to help you out. Look, it's totally cool to act like a girly girl sometimes to get your way but it's another to act like one every minute. You gotta know how to do manly things. There are gonna be times in your life even when your married that your alone and no one is around to help you. And plus you will get major kudos from your man and you know what that means right? Majorly hot sex. Because he knows your not just another dumb blonde.

2) Throw wild crazy parties-I'm not sayin like drugged out alcohol filled bashes. I'm just sayin girlie girl slumber nights....and maybe one or two coed slumber nights. (Sex is clearly optional with these. But I would totally recommend it if your single.) You have to spend all the time you can with your girls and guy friends before you get attached because once you are a wife, you have a whole host of responsibilities that you have no idea about. (like cleaning up after your man.)

3) Use up your whole bed-And if you just have a single size bed right now, go out and splurge on a queen forget the full size. Stretch out and embrace all the empty space because pretty soon, that embrace is going to be full of meat. (Preferably all hard and sinewy.) Besides, there's nothing like stretching your legs and not have them hang off the end. Haven't you ever thought about the mythological childhood monster under the bed biting off your toes if they overhang? Isn't that why people sleep in the fetal position?

4) Eat when you want and what you want-Skip meals, eat half of what's on your plate, pig ou, heck even eat ice cream for dinner... Once you're married, your days are structured and that includes meals at the dinner table. What's a dinner table you ask? That leads us to number 5.

5) Study up on your post conjugal vocabulary-Dinner tables, joint accounts, king size, the word apologize. and share. You get it.

6) Shop all you can while you can-I'm not saying to go into debt because believe me that is not fun, I'm just sayin enjoy spending money while you can, because once your hitched your dough is strapped. You'll have a whole new list of bills you will have to pay that you can not even imagine. That I don't want to even think about, and than just wait to you have children!Have fun while you can, but be responsible!

7) Frequent a sex shop-I'm not kidding! It will pay off for you in the end if for instance your future mate is not really into as much sex as you are. God forbid! Or if your mate is just not that great in bed. Again, do I have to say it? What are you going to do? You love them right? There is no other alternative.
None! You have to learn to use a vibrator.

Now, I will come back with more sugestions, but until then my single sexy friends. Go out and explore what's out there before it is too late!