Way back in 1992
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ,hello
With the Lights on it's less dangerous.
You are bald now, middle ageous,
drive real slow and real cautious.
We are back now to make more money
But we don't smell like teenage honey
More like old farts or an aged cheese
Or a cesspool in a stiff breeze.
Teenage boobies an erection
just more memories of imperfections.
Buy our albums, they're on sale now
In some stores now, in some cities.
Song's an oldie, please don't blame us,
We are rich now, fat and famous.
We are greedy and more needy.
Gotta pay more for our gas now,
Gotta even pay for ass now,
It's not free now.
It cost dough now,
Hello groupies where'd you go to?
Rock sters here and can't get laid now.
What a pity, life is shity.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, good bye.
We would sing more of this song
But the evening is so long,
Had our meds now
We're so tired, got to sleep now,
Gottasleepnow, gotaslepnow
Gotaslepnow
Published by Stephen Joltin
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10 Comments
Post a CommentMemories of the good ole days
heee heee that is hilarious Steve.
Hilarious!
LOL You all are crackin me up.
ha haa love it, I think we are on a roll with our great poetry! shana
ROFLMAO!
Nice!:)
Amber, thank you. John, yes ageous is allowed since I have a valid poetic licence, newly purchased on the Internet.
ageous? lol
Too funny - I've got a few people to show this to.