Smells like Senior Spirit

Song Parody

Stephen Joltin
We sang this song for you
Way back in 1992

Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ,hello

With the Lights on it's less dangerous.
You are bald now, middle ageous,
drive real slow and real cautious.

We are back now to make more money
But we don't smell like teenage honey
More like old farts or an aged cheese
Or a cesspool in a stiff breeze.

Teenage boobies an erection
just more memories of imperfections.
Buy our albums, they're on sale now
In some stores now, in some cities.

Song's an oldie, please don't blame us,
We are rich now, fat and famous.
We are greedy and more needy.
Gotta pay more for our gas now,
Gotta even pay for ass now,

It's not free now.
It cost dough now,
Hello groupies where'd you go to?
Rock sters here and can't get laid now.
What a pity, life is shity.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, good bye.

We would sing more of this song
But the evening is so long,
Had our meds now
We're so tired, got to sleep now,
Gottasleepnow, gotaslepnow
Gotaslepnow

Published by Stephen Joltin

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  • Vonnie Chestnut8/8/2007

    Memories of the good ole days

  • Secretsides7/16/2007

    heee heee that is hilarious Steve.

  • Melissa Bushman4/4/2007

    Hilarious!

  • Mary Kirkland2/19/2007

    LOL You all are crackin me up.

  • Secretsides2/19/2007

    ha haa love it, I think we are on a roll with our great poetry! shana

  • AM Jett2/17/2007

    ROFLMAO!

  • Mike Hazelwood2/13/2007

    Nice!:)

  • Stephen Joltin2/11/2007

    Amber, thank you. John, yes ageous is allowed since I have a valid poetic licence, newly purchased on the Internet.

  • John Gugie2/11/2007

    ageous? lol

  • Amber Wright2/10/2007

    Too funny - I've got a few people to show this to.

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