Smokin Christmas!
On Christmas Day
Wake up Christmas Morning to cars on the Interstate-y
didn't sleep good anyway dreaming of all the bills I'll pay
think coffee and a cigarette before I start my day...
On Christmas day...
So I ran upstairs while Mr. Coffee does his percolating
to get a menthol from the pack on my computer station
I popped the top and I saw that it was empty
no hope to smoke man can't tell ya where that sent me
On Christmas Day.
Santa This will have to wait
I need to meditate
but there ain't no nicotine underneath the Christmas Tree
Started looking everywhere I know I left one some where
He tore his house apart before Christmas got a chance to start
Forget the Coffee I go get my boots and trousers
I gotta make a run down to my local Krausers'
It's cold as all- get- out- If I get sick- it don't matter
On Christmas Day
Three miles to the store but they just locked the door
Closed early on Christmas They wont take my business
I go back to the house that sits along I-80
Fresh air everywhere out by the Interstate-y
The lesson goes when you're dreamin' up your wish list
Make sure Santa brings you cigarettes for Christmas!
Have a Merry Christmas Day!
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Post a CommentYou can't run out of smokes on Christmas! Thanks for the laugh.