'Snail Mail and Such', an Original Poem/song by Nancy P. Goodman

'Snail Mail and Such', an original poem/song by Nancy P. Goodman

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everybody's offering and
stuffin' my snail mail
everybody's wanting me
to buy something they sell

but I ain't buying
anyway
no I ain't buying
Nuttin' today

Don't need no
Magazine
Cell phone ain't
Nuttin' that I need

Bank loan
I can do without
Now a pizza
Hmmmmm
I might think about

Grocery sending
Me coupons
And offers on stuff
I hate to tell them
man
But I don't cook enough

That old tool place
Can just keep their gear
I ain't a working no more
On nuthin' this year

Oh the KFC
Now I really might consider
But I don't need now
To get no fitter

A cable upgrade
hey
that ain't for me
and no puppies around
So at the pet store
I won't be found

Now TSC's
Got some real cool things
But I need to save my money
Wish I had a diamond ring

Don't need a mattress
for my bed
Don't need to travel
somewhere
Just to lay my head

All the offers are enticing
But while they're a dealing
and a dicing
Wanting my money
I don't think it's funny
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An original poem/song by Nancy P. Goodman
Copyright by Nancy P. Goodman
All rights reserved
Hendersonville, TN USA
August 31, 2010
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