Soccer Sucks!
Poem of Why Soccer Sucks
Soccer sucks but players make the bucks
Hooligans raise a fuss
They may flip your bus
Soccer players have no guts
A hangnail causes them to flop and drop
Soccer fans really cross the line
Calling it football I don't get at all
Girly men in a sport for kids
I would rather see Betty White pole dance
Than give Soccer a glance
Published by Randy Inman
Im 42 years old, Grew up in North Carolina, and descend from the same family as the person the Inman Character was based on in the movie/book Cold Mountain. I run Footballdogz.com and love Pro Football. Spor... View profile
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14 Comments
Post a Commentgreat poem
LOL, great poem!
You never know -- Betty White's everywhere these days!
LOL..thanks for the image bro!
Positively hilarious.
Haaa!
I'm with ya all the way! Herdball is a Commie sport!
ROFL This is hilarious! I hate watching soccer but I do love to play it. Good exercise. But, you're right - football it ain't!
Don't forget about how a 1-1 (or 0-0 for that matter) tie is a victory. LOL
LOL...I don't think I want to see Betty pole dance ;) Cute poem!