Social Interaction: Personalities We All Hate

Run for Your Life!

WriterzBlock
How can you tell if a person is a victim of their socialization?

Perhaps, their lack of communication and lack of adapting to several environments other than their very own. It could be the lack of communication as an early age that has affected their friendships, relationships and causes problems at home. For some, and sometimes very many, it gets beyond personality - body languages, certain gestures and certain beliefs can get us off to the wrong foot.

Without a doubt, we've all wrongfully accused people around us of carrying these horrible personalities. On other occasions, people have wrongfully accused us of the same in return. Nevertheless, we'd like to trust our instincts 8 out of 10 before we admit that we misjudged a person.

May I ask again?

Do you really know these people?

Caution: The views expressed in this article are totally hilarious, stereo-typical and just darn outrageous! Enjoy!

Personality #1

Name: "Snobby" Robby
Occupation: Primarily white collar to some blue-collar class;

Bad habits: Never waves at courteous drivers, never says thank you when someone holds the door,
so stuck on themselves, high strung on excellence, conceded, petty, uncaring.

Origin: Snobby Robby is the personality we all hate. Rude, selfish, consider themselves the top of the food chain, believe the key to success is being born in a silver-spoon fashion or claiming significant inheritance. They get their confidence from their years of study at a subject that not many are familiar with. Snobby Robby is usually first to speak at company meetings, first to complain or first to interrupt during conversations. He or she generally doesn't have many friends other than those who are amongst their "level" or status. Snobby Robby hates changes, and is only good to talk to on payday Fridays.


Personality #2

Name: Rude Dude
Occupation: Primarily blue and white collar class:

Bad habits: Always says something inappropriate at the wrong time, sarcastic & smart-ass comments, rude as ever, unable to see beyond his or her point of view, selfish, impatient, doesn't know how to talk to people.

Origin: Rude dude has been around for many years, and more will be out on the assembly line. They swear out loud; using every obscene and graphic language at any given time they choose. There the most difficult to talk to because their lack of listening skills affects their ability to reason. In the office, one day they wave and the other day they act as if they never see you It's in their nature to make sarcastic comments, inside jokes, gossip and make your world a living hell. They have difficult times understanding why they never get that raise, have many friends, or are always given the wrong directions for happy hour. Rude dude is best avoided on Monday, Wednesday and Sunday; tiring catch-up days.


Personality#3

Name: 'Silly' Sally
Occupation: Primarily blue with some white-collar class:

Bad Habits: Everything is a joke!

Origin: Silly Sally is beyond silly. She thinks everything is a joke, and doesn't decline any opportunity to poke fun at people or things around her. If a pen hits the floor, she bursts in great protests of laughter. Even if you were to fail, lose your job, or something of importance, Silly Sally is a-grinning! Beyond her personality and inability to be serious, Sally is down to earth and always good at making people around her cheer-up. Silly Sally can be chuckled with at any time; day or night - as long as it isn't against you!


Personality #4

Name: 'Suddenly' Susan
Occupation: All

Bad Habit: Unable to be rational, unable to accept things the way they are for very long, compulsive cleaning disorder, moody & touchy, over-dramatic, misleading.

Origin: Susan changes shades quite often. It's in her nature to feel that 'sudden' changes to the self are a way of life. Often, she finds herself unable to make decisions, romantically unstable, expressive and lacks confidence to a degree. If she were a God she'd make it snow for thirty minutes, change the weather to 95 degrees and change it back to snowfall again. Nevertheless, she's vibrant, has commendable work habits and just looks to make the best decisions possible.


Personality #5

Name: The hypocrite
Occupation: All

Bad Habits: Procrastinator, calls the kettle black,

Origin: Maybe it's you, maybe it's them or maybe it's the person writing this article. At one point in time we've all accused someone of something when we ourselves have dishonored in the same fashion. The hypocrite lacks the value of knowledge; abandoning it's fruits for the love of criticism and opinionated expressions. If they could have their way, the world would read a book - designed by them, entitled "How to live life, my way."


Personality #6

Name: L-A-Z-Y, Lazy
Occupation: Everywhere

Bad Habits: Overly lazy, poor work habits& social skills, would drop his or her paddle even if the canoe would sink; as long as they didn't have to work, poor dieting habits and no exercise.

Origin: They think the world is gonna fall in their lap, "one day." They hate taking time to invest in what they believe can happen. Unfortunately they have difficult times enjoying their careers, lifestyles and surroundings, but short-change themselves when it comes to their own well-being. They're the last person you'd call if you need help moving.


Personality #7

Name: Worker Bee
Occupation: Executive & white collar class.

Bad Habits: Always misses important dates: Birthdays, holidays, events, anniversaries and ceremonies, lack of sleep, uninterested, unconcerned.

Origin: There is never enough time! This person is a compulsive 22-hour worker. Work is quite alright, with no exception to recreation or family time. They make crouching-knee promises to those around them about making it to that concert or special event but always get caught up at the office. They usually end up sleeping on couches on Monday and Friday nights.

Personality#8:

Name: The Whiner:
Occupation: Somewhere they hate

Bad Habits: Excessive use of alcohol and tobacco products, has difficulty leaving the room without slamming the door, hates to get the last word, hates job, hates wife, hates kids, hates girlfriend, hates family, ducks long distance phone calls, all talk and no bark.

Origin: The whiner got married or divorced while still young, has difficulty expressing themselves without sitting still, and can turn a passionate or relaxed moment into a furious and firey argument! The Whiner finds it difficult to accept situations and always threatens to do something to make it better. Thus, the request and desire never gets done. Their relationships fill up to the meter with problems with because they never empty out their dirty laundry. Every now and then they get caught talking to themselves and make excuses about seeing a guardian angel.


Bonus Personality #9

Name: The parent
Occupation: Supervisor, professor

Bad Habits: The juror, the executioner, the parent, the teacher, the law, the weather and the lover/friend all compiled into one enchilada!

Origin: The parent tries is understanding but pushy at the sametime. They only want what's best for you, but yet they have a 'parental' way of doing it. They just won't rest until you see it there way. They're friendly, helpful, loyal, but sometimes get too comfortable at making decisions for you without your consent.


Of all the many personalities in the world, along with the one's listed on this page, which one are you?


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