Sodexho is Filthy

This is the story of the "Third largest company in the entire universe" and its cafe which is connected to the Hot Topic headquarters in California. And by the way, the following story is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE! At this point, since I no longer have a passion for the restaurant industry I decided to use this opportunity to expose it in all of its corruptness, at least when it comes to sanitation and racism toward long haired males. Keep in mind that this is COMPLETELY TRUE unless otherwise noted. Also keep in mind that although I do write fiction, I don't lie. I have never used an illegal substance (that I know of) . And even though this is my twenty-first birthday, I still don't plan on drinking anytime ever. So why am I including this information? The reason that I mention my soberness is to legitimize my statements. I am not delusional. I speak and write only the truth (unless otherwise noted). Don't be afraid Sodexho, surely the high standards of the third largest company in the world could not be flawed, right? So since you sodexho people have nothing to worry about I suggest you stop reading right.........................................now!

The first incident oddly enough occurred on day one and it was partly my fault because I am the one who dropped a single green bean. But thats not the bad part. The real blunder occurs when _______ __ ____ ______ _______, _______, who I expected to throw the bean int the near by trash can, simply picked up the bean off the floor and joyfully returned it to the giant box with the rest of his green bean brothers. That was kind of nice of him actually. Its going to be washed anyway so its really no big deal.

The next blunder was again, partly my fault but this time it was more than just one precious produce item to hit the floor, I accidentally dropped a whole bunch of mushrooms. This time it was ______'_ turn to place the goodies back in the goodie box. Wow, twice in one day, thats kind of weird. Surely nothing like this will ever happen a third time...

Unfortunately, I need to include this next incident. The third one is most certainly the nail in the coffin for these lovely folks. This time it was not my fault at all. Apparently, _____ dropped all the lettuce and mixed greens on the very disgusting floor of the walk-in refrigerator. As I was informed of the bad news, I quickly mentioned that I would get the broom and sweep the mess up since the product was my responsibility. Just then the _______ _______ , known simply as Mr. _____, suggested that we salvage the "top layer" of the fallen lettuce in order to continue having salads on the menu. However of the previous events were any indication, it wasn't just the top layer that would be salvaged. _______ ________ _________ _______ _____ _________ ________ ______ leaves that _______ ___ _____ were expected to still be used the me, the "salad specialist." Also, I a hair on one of those leaves a I was re-washing them and of course I would get bashed senseless if a hair was found in one of my dishes since the most of the restaurant business hated men with long hair as pr oven by other companies such as ____ _______ and of course _____ ___. I gave Mr. _____ one more chance to change his mind about making the decision to use these horrific leaves to which of course he declined. I know the hair came from the floor, and not my gigantic head. Of course I wasn't stupid enough to take that kind of chance. Therefore, Hot Topic salad monkeys, fear not because I mentally separated the contaminated leaves with the clean ones so as to not take the risk of serving a dirty, hair-infested salad. But you don't have to thank me, just stay beautiful even though I know that for some of you thats just not am option. So you ugly salad monkeys can send your thank you letters to my direct e-mail, which is ___________________ @yahoo.com. Please include Hot Topic Salad Monkey in the subject line. You're Welcome.