Some Definitions Those Take You into a New World of Thinking and Imagination !

SAIKAT KUMAR DUTTA
What is Life ?
It is a confusing dream where, sometimes you taste an ice cream before it is melted, and sometimes you failed to taste before melting it.

What is a Smile ?
It is a green signal that allows all cars of mind to move after a long jam.

What is a School ?
It is a hail for a talkative child and a heaven for a book loving child.

Who is a Principal ?
A Principal itself is a principle that controls other principles of an institution.

What is a Yawn ?
It is an interval when a married husband can open his mouth in front of his wife.

What is a Male ?
It is a misspelt word that cannot be perfect without it's 'Fe'.

What is Love ?
It is the Future tense of your fulfill money bag, present tense of your half -filled money bag and past tense of your empty money bag.

What is Marriage ?
It is a university convocation where a male rejects his Bachelor's degree and a female receives her master.

What is a Bed ?
It is the object that reminds you that you could not able to walk after your birth, and will not be able to walk after your death.

What is tear ?
It is a small river that originates from the mountain of eye but decreases the weight of a sorrow mind.

What is etc. ?
It is a symbol that is used to gain the confidence of others that you know more and more than you really do.

What is a Phone ?
It is a peculiar musician who performs talking if you stop his music (ring tone).

What is the difference between a Father and a Mother ?
A father is a natural source of money whereas a mother is a natural source of care, those give you always free service with a blessing mind.

Who is a fool ?
A person who always think himself a great hero, even after scoring in an exam a big zero.

Who is your Boss ?
The person who is like your best friend, if you are efficient but is your best enemy if you are inefficient.

What is Charity ?
It is n eye that only sees the demand without seeing the needs.

Who is an Politician ?
A politician is the person who increases your confidence before the election and decreases the same after the election is over.

Who is your Friend ?
He/she is your friend who stays with your tear of joy as well as stay with your tear of sorrow.

What is a Dependence ?
It is an unwanted ornament surrounding your body which is equal whether made up of iron or gold.

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I am a Zoologist and presently researching on the field of animal study in University of Calcutta, India ,and I published my works on different journals of Zoology, also I am a poet.  View profile

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  • Kady Burney12/15/2007

    This is great! as always, you know you are wonderful!

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