Some Signs You May Have Had Too Much to Drink

Having being there once or a dozen times myself, I thought I would compile a list of indications, you may have drank a little too much..

-You lost an argument with the house plant

-Your job is interfering with your drinking

- You pass out on the neighbors lawn, and hang onto the grass for dear life, in case you fall off the earth

- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat

- 24 hours, 24 beers, enough said

- You think that having two hands and only one mouth is a REAL drinking problem

- You start igniting your farts.........with no pants on

- You fell asleep in the washroom, and woke up with a puppet drawn on your ass

- You wake up in the dog's bed and the dog is making breakfast for you

- You call in a bomb threat to the airport, and give then your real name

- You and your friends think its a great idea to race grocery carts down the local bluffs

- You see pink elephants, and hitch a ride home on one of them

- You go home with the hottest guy in the entire bar

- You wake up with Jabba the Hut

- Your perfect Elvis Impersonation goes off the rails when nasuea sets in

- You decide to show everyone YOUR version of a "golden parachute"

- Your overly enthusiastic karoake version of "Beat It" lands you in jail for public lewdness

- You decide that a dog isn't the only one that should be allowed to shit on someone's lawn

- At the company picnic you start calling the boss "Boo-Boo" and ask him if he has seen a "Pic-a-nic" basket

Keep on drinking everyone!!!