Some Valentine's Day Haiku for the Worst Holiday Ever Created
Some Stupid, Pointless, Moronic Short Poems for a Holiday to Match
To try and lighten the mood, here are some haikus to make you smile:
This is so stupid
Randomly chosen day for
Expressing my love
The best symbol I
Can think of for Valentine's
Day is gangsters shot
Oh, what do I get
Oh, for my beloved spouse
Or no sex for me
Why so important
This idiot tradition
It has no meaning
Valentine's Day should
Be outlawed in all fifty
States, for being dumb
Tell me why my wife
Won't sleep with me anymore
All thanks to my gift
Enjoy yourself ladies and gentleman. My personal recommendation for that would be to ignore this stupid holiday all-together. Trust me, all involved will be so much happier.
Happy Valentine's Day. Bah-Humbug!
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Post a CommentCouldn't agree more. We need a holiday like "Nothing Day" one my friend came up with and much more worthy of celebration: a day where you just do nothing. Come on guys, let's storm Hallmark and the calendar companies to create the new National Holiday.