South Carolina Couple Found Dead After Sexual Tryst

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At approximately 5am, the early morning hours in Columbia, South Carolina, before the daily rush hour has commenced, a local cab driver found a man and a woman dead in the middle of the street, stark naked.

IN a normal case, robbery would be the main suspect. But when authorities discovered no signs of a struggle or any visible wounds from an attacker, they made a broader sweep of the area.

Investigators found what is believed to be the couples clothing on the roof of a downtown office building. The same building it is believed they fell off of while having sex.

Sergeant Florence McCants said that while it is too early to rule out anything, foul play does not seem to be the cause of death of the couple, who were in their early twenties.

Chelsea Tumbleston and Brett Tyler, both 21 years old, were employed at a Columbia bar known as the Wild Wing Cafe. Their friends and loved ones have been leaving messages on their Myspace and Facebook profiles.

All seriousness and condolences aside ( I can't imagine losing a child), That has to be in the top ten ways to die! Great sex ( were assuming, because apparently they didn't notice the edge of the building!) on a roof top, in the middle of a rainstorm on a hot summer night....sounds better than I've ever had! I thought falling off the bed was a good sign!

So guys and girls, take heed of where the edge of the roof is! Practice Safe sex and stay away from the edge!

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  • Katlyn 11/19/2007

    It was not raining.
    They were not having sex, and that was a popular spot to go and look at the stars in Columbia, so before you write an article on this know the facts!

  • Daniel6/29/2007

    Sex on a rooftop in the middle of a rainstorm on a hot summer night would be incredible. Talk about wild. Great description by the way, I like the perspective.

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