South Korean Island of LoveLand, a Sex Theme Park

Jeju-do is a small Island in South Korea that is most known for being a honeymooners retreat. It became known as the Honeymoon Isle after the Second World War when victims of pre-arranged marriages were shipped off to the Island to consummate their marriage and get to know one another.

Travel author Simon Winchester reported that there were people employed as "Icebreakers" until sometime in the late 1980's. Icebreakers were paid to help young, shy couples relax and become comfortable with the idea of sex with their new partner. They preformed lap dances and entertained in ways that would give couples ideas for their "act."

Since some of the young couples didn't find the hundreds of statues that litter the countryside interesting and hiking through Jeju-do's lush mountains wouldn't do someone came up with the idea of LoveLand.

The unique thing about LoveLand is its apparent approval of sex. The exhibits at LoveLand consist mainly of couples having sex in various positions.

As if that weren't enough, path markers are shaped like wieners. Wieners with testicles. Signs that warn visitors they are fast approaching an exhibit are decorated with sexually explicit pictures replicating the upcoming statue but the really funny thing is they are done in a traditional clip-art kind of way. Think of the people on the signs of the women's room, yea, like that.

One particular signs depicts a pink featureless woman licking an equally featureless blue man's lollipop. Below the picture are the words, "Oh Good." Another sign illustrates the same blue and pink people, however this time one of them is on their hands and knees and the other is penetrating from behind. The sign's text says, "Oh, oops."

LoveLand centers around a small pond. In the middle of the pond is a giant, definitely male, wanker. It spews water up into the air in a comically sexual way. Also in the pond is a statue of 4 legs sticking upside down into the air. It's made to look like a couple in an embrace is standing on their head in the pond, nude to the world.

You most likely won't notice the legs in the pond because you'll be too amazed by the grass covered boobs with pink nipples or the enormous stone labia or better yet, the 50 foot phallus statue.

Something that seems to attract a lot of attention is the statues that become animated by a hand-crank mechanism. Turning the crank causes the statues to simulate a couple having sex.

LoveLand offers more than just dirty sculptures. Here you'll also find a sex shop that sells everything from sex toys to lubes to condoms. If that isn't enough to satisfy you, there's always the visitor center which provides extremely in-depth sex-ed in explicit terms.