Spammers Who Scam
A Poem Dedicated to Those Individuals Who Claim You Won the Foreign Lottery
What did I ever do-
To deserve all this spam-
Everyday I check my emails-
To find my inbox full of scams.
Three from Western Union-
Two from lawyers abroad-
One from Princess Anna-
And five from a lady named Maude.
I finally retaliated-
And responded to an offer-
But instead of my personal info-
I said I was a police officer.
That stopped the one-
But none of the others-
So I'm just giving up-
And deleting those mothers.
Published by Pikie Melago
Retired from AT&T since December, 2000. I'm just a product of the 60's (can I say greaser/hippie????) with 12 years of Catholic school (talk about confused) and a zest for life. View profile
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7 Comments
Post a CommentLOL! Cute........and I think I'll try the same. I always wanted to be a police officer!
This is a fun poem. Great idea to pose as a police officer. I'll try that one.
clever poem -- scamming spammers should be rounded up and left on a deserted island with no food and nothing to make a lifeboat out of ;-)
I remember when the authorities were going to try to cut down on the spammers. Never happened, did it? Opening your inbox should be a joy... Echo your sentiments, as do 99.99999999999% of internet users!
loved it
Ha Ha Ha! Love it,Pikie!
This is a great poem Pixie!