Spider Lady's 12 Days of Christmas

Some Fun Exciting Christmas Gift Ideas

Spider Lady
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two Web Extractors and a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three Omega Watches, two Web Extractors, and a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four Comic Books, three Omega Watches, two Web Extractors, and a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the firth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five Spider Rings, four Comic Books, three Omega Watches, two Web Extractors, and a fully loaded red Ferrari.

One the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six Marcus Boas Paintings, five Spider Rings four Comic Books, three Omega Watches, two Web Extractors, and a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven Spider Game Systems, six Marcus Boas Paintings, five Spider Rings, four Comic Books, three Omega Watches, two Web Extractors, and a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight Blue tooth Head Phones, seven Spider Game Systems, six Marcus Boas Paintings, five Spider Rings, four Comic Books, three Omega Watches, two Web Extractors and a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine Spider Vein Treatments, eight Blue tooth Head Phones, seven Spider Game Systems, six Marcus Boas Paintings, five Spider Rings, four Comic Books, three Omega Watches, two Web Extractors and a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the tenth day of Christmas may true love gave to me ten Poison Spider Bikes, nine Spider Vein Treatments, eight Blue tooth Head Phones, Seven Spider Game Systems, six Marcus Boas Paintings, five Spider Rings, four Comic Books, three Omega Watches, two web extractors and a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven Squash Blossom Necklaces, ten Poison Spider Bikes, nine Spider Vein Treatments, eight Blue tooth Head Phones, seven Spider Game Systems, sic Marcus Boas Paintings, five Spider Rings, four Comic Books, 3 Omega Watches, two Web extractors, and a Fully Loaded Red Ferrari.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Spyder Fleece, eleven Squash Blossoms Necklaces, ten poison spider Bikes, nine Spider Vein Treatments, eight Blue tooth Head Phones, seven Spider Game Systems, six Marcus Boas paintings, five Spider Rings, four comic books, Three Omega watches and a Loaded Red Ferrari.

Everyone can dream and have elaborate an elaborate gift fantasy this time of year. But what would these gifts actually put a true love back: on e-bay:

A Fully Loaded Red Ferrari 430 Spider: 310, 000. I asked if I could use the picture in the article, and Mr. Faisal offered to sell me the right to the picture. So much for free advertisement.
2 Spider Email Extractors: 19.98 each, 7.95 shipping each. Buddyservers.com
3 Omega Spider Lugs Original Watches: 1,281.22 each. Shipping 41.99 each. Classictimegallery.com.
4 Spider Woman Comic Books -Iron Man #214 Original 3,9999.99 each. Shipping not stated. Stachj3 Art, Comics and Collectibles
5 Spider Rings 18K Champagne Diamond Pearl Spider Designer Ring 892.000 each. Shipping 18.00 each. Devine Creations Gems and Jewelry.
6 Marcus Boas Spider Woman Painting 199.99 each. Shipping not listed. Kaso Comics Art Gallery.
7 AMD Phenom Quad Core Crossfire X Game spider Game System 19195.28 each. Shipping 59.57 each. ETC Computer.
8 Motorola Blue tooth Spider Stereo Head Phones w/ charger (used) $25.00 each Shipping 11.99. Item number 130183469437
9 Lazier Spider Vein Treatments. Cost varies depending on the doctor. Had a hard time getting solid answers from a doctor for this one.
10. Intense Spider Hero Mountain Bike $760.00 each 29 inch. (Bike retails $4000.00) Shipping 80.00 each. Item number: 330198074819
11 Spider Woman Squash Blossom Necklace c 1920 Navajo $1,900 each. Shipping Free. Silver-Feather.
12 Spyder Fleece Tundra Top $109. each. Shipping not included. Cabela's

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  • Fully Loaded Red Ferriari 430 Spider: 310, 000
  • Spyder Fleece Tundra Top $109. each. Shipping not included. Cabela's
  • Marcus Boas Spider Woman Painting 199.99 each
Eveyone can dream and have elaborate an elabroate gift fantasy this time of year.

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  • cheriedurbin2/14/2011

    You want it all, Spider Lady! :)

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