I once kissed a leprechaun's rear
For he promised unending green beer.
It made me just sick,
His Paddy's Day trick.
Once kissed, rear and beer disappear.
For he promised unending green beer.
It made me just sick,
His Paddy's Day trick.
Once kissed, rear and beer disappear.
Published by Doug Clore
Doug has a Master's degree in Library Science from the Davis College of Library and Information Science at the University of South Carolina. He has ten years experience as a professional librarian. His lib... View profile
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6 Comments
Post a CommentVery funny!
I like this one!
Fantastic!
Doug...Limericks are one of my favorite forms of poetry, which most do not quite "get" either in rhythm or in style. You, dear man, are spot on. Would love to share mine with you as well!
Hilarious!
LOL Doug very creative and typical of a tricky leprechaun!