There once was a man wearing green.
He was the drunkest man I'd ever seen.
In the bathroom of the bar,
missing the urinal by far,
he peed on the tampon machine.
He was the drunkest man I'd ever seen.
In the bathroom of the bar,
missing the urinal by far,
he peed on the tampon machine.
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