St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) Jokes

That Time of Year on the Continent of Ireland

John Blandly
Pat went to the hospital to visit his friend Mike. Pat said, "Mike, what happened?"
Mike said, "What?"

"I said, what happened?"
"What did ye say? Lean closer."
"What are ye, deef?"

"No," Mike said. "But the smell of yer breath is like bein' in the pub again."
"So, like I said, why are ye here?"
"Got hit by a golf club."
"No. How did that come aboot?"
"It was in a golf bag. Me own club."

"In a golf bag? Your own club? What happened?"

"Just lean a bit closer. Ah, yes. Well, the little lady...got to complainin' about never settin' the date--opened the window--and out they came."

"And?"

"And landed right on me head. So, I'm under ubservation."

"When do ya get out?"

"Oh, probley tomorrow. Why don't you come over?"

"To see ya?"

"Yeah. Just press the doorbell with yer elbow."

"Why with me elbow?"

"Well, ya sure wouldn't be comin' empty handed, would ya?"

Published by John Blandly

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  • twas St. Patrick that converted the Irish--he explained the trinity by showing a three leaf clover
  • a few jokes ta tickle yer taste buds
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