Stalker Valentine's Day Poem
Strange Valentine's Day Poem for Strange People
Right next to ashes of my dog, Elf
I'll keep your eyeballs in a jar
So you can see me near and far.
I'll chain your feet to the bottom of the bed.
I'll use some leathers to restrain your head.
I'll put little cockroaches up your nose
And paint weird pictures on your toes.
I'll call your phone all night and day
I'll follow you wherever you stray.
I'll pierce my nose, my brow, my lip,
So you can see I'm very hip.
I'll put some organs in a stew
And feed it spoon by spoon to you
My love for you is special and true
Be very wary when I start using glue.
A song I'll sing
In such a high pitch
You'll throw yourself into a ditch.
All this I'll do so you can say,
My, what a special Valentines Day!
Published by Susan Antonelli
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Always good to see you! How's that greeting card job going? Loved this!!
LOL! Lots of humor.
VERY funny! :)
very funny... glad you didn't have anyone in mind!
Rsponse to Gourmet:a littl e premsiqoius??????premiscous) I didn't see that in my crazy poem!!! but whatever...I juat like to rhyme and it comes easily -I've been doing this since I was little-I used to write silly songs. Our neighbors on FIre ISland were song writers and I hung out there maybe that's where it started. Anyway keep in mind while reading this -it's not reality -its just silly amusing fun stuff
great job very cute!!!!
Cute and funny too.
Much nicer than the classic "It puts the lotion on its skin; else it gets the hose again."
GUYS!!! It was just written as a HOOT...don't get weirded out.