Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationery but toilet paper touched a new bottom.
Pencils lost a few points.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Balloons were inflated, elevators rose but latin nouns declined.
Crabs moved sideways in a rocky market.
Sun peaked at midday and Zenith hit an all-time high.
Cows were in a bull market but sentiment about nudists turned bearish.
Yeasts rose, leaves fell. Periscopes were up, trousers were down.
Avis was higher, mining equipment hit rock bottom and Catholics were in retreat.
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Paul Sloane writes and speaks on creativity and innovation
Paper was stationery but toilet paper touched a new bottom.
Pencils lost a few points.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Balloons were inflated, elevators rose but latin nouns declined.
Crabs moved sideways in a rocky market.
Sun peaked at midday and Zenith hit an all-time high.
Cows were in a bull market but sentiment about nudists turned bearish.
Yeasts rose, leaves fell. Periscopes were up, trousers were down.
Avis was higher, mining equipment hit rock bottom and Catholics were in retreat.
Please add any later information below
Paul Sloane writes and speaks on creativity and innovation
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I am a Speaker & Author of books on lateral thinking puzzles, leadership & innovation. I help organisations to improve creativity and innovation. I give keynote talks and I facilitate brainstorms and worksh... View profile
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