Stop Googling Snooki!
Want to know what the #1 search engine topic is that bring people to this column and my blog?
Snooki...and other variations of Snooki... Snooki Hot...Hot pics of Snooki...Jesery Shore Snooki...Snooki Jersey Shore Hot...
STOP IT!
Seriously, c'mon. She's a 4 ft tall, orange, smoking, drinking, chubby girl with Morticia Adams hair. She doesn't do charity work as a profession, not all that smart, and likes to get into barfights.
NOT HOT.
Even last night when the preview for the new season of Jersey Shore premiered during the MTV Movie awards, Snooki made the patriotic delcaration...
She doesn't "tan tan" anymore, because of President Obama's 10% tan tax. Because of the guidos of Jersey Shore, President Obama put a 10% tax on tanning salons.
"Because he's pale and wishes he were tan".
Um...no, Snooki. President Obama is not pale...no. And I don't recall the "Juicy Guido Tanning Tax" vote on Cspan. No.
Besides, isn't tanning like $20 a month anyway? So an extra $2 is gonna kill you?
See you guys? Snooki is NOT HOT. Stop obsessively Googling her. Just stop. Sure, I benefit and stuff, but it's just dirty money at this point.
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