Story Jokes

Toothbrush Joke
Three guys are a owners of toothbrush companies and they are at a convention. The leader of the convention comes up to the three guys and says, "How many toothbrushes did you all sell?"

The first guy said, "I sold 5,000 today."
The second guy said, "I sold 4,000."
The third guy said, "I sold 0."

The next day the leader of the convention came back to them and said, "How many did you all sell today?"

The first guy said, "I sold 5,000."
The second guy said, "I sold 4,000."
The third guy said, " I sold 0."

This went on for a few more days and on the fourth day they told the third guy he had to have a gimmick to sell toothbrushes.

The last day of the convention came and the leader came to the same three guys and said, "How much did you sell?"

The first guy said, "I sold 5,000."
The second guy said, "I sold 4,000."
The third guy said, "I sold 35,000."

They asked him how he had sold 35,000 toothbrushes and he said, "Well, you told me I had to have a gimmick. So I went to the airport and set me up a stand. As the people got off the plane I would ask them if they wanted a chip and they would say yes. I would ask them if they wanted some dip and they would say yes, They would say that it taste like crap and I would say it was. Do you want to buy a toothbrush?'

Looking Around
A blind guy walks into a store with his blind eye dog. The owner of the store says to the man, "There are no pets aloud in this store."

The man replies, "This is my blind eye dog."

The owner lets the man have the dog in the store, but after about 10 minutes he sees the guy slinging the dog in circles above his head. He goes over to the man and says, "Sir, stop that. You are to going kill that dog."

To which the man replies, "I am just looking around."