Strange Christmas Gift Ideas: Weird, Bizarre and Funny Gag Gifts for Your Favorite Holiday Misfit

'Tis the season to buy gifts for all the people in your life who matter most. But what if that special someone is, shall we say, a bit odd? Not crazy, just different. This Christmas, instead of a scooter for Jimmy or a dolly for Sue, try some truly misfit gift ideas for those in your life whose tastes are a bit strange.

Play-Doh Cologne Spray
They say the sense of smell is the one closest linked to memory. If that's the case, then what smell takes you back to childhood more than the smell of freshly-opened Play-Doh? At least that's the idea behind this strange gift.

You can see a listing for this unique gift HERE.

Runny Nose Egg Separator
You gotta check out the pictures to see this thing in action. This odd gift makes separating the egg whites from the yolks fun. The great thing about this strange gift is that it actually works.

To see a listing for this bizarre gift, click HERE.

The Octodog Hot Dog Converter
Who would want a regular hot dog when you can have a hot dog shaped like an octopus? That's the brilliant premise behind the Octodog, an easy-to-use hot dog slicer that turns your favorite processed meat frank into something a thousand times less appetizing.

To check out this funny Christmas gift and see a video on how to operate it, click HERE.

The Official 2008 Butt Crack Calendar
Nothing says Christmas like giving the gift of butt crack pictures. And with a new butt crack picture every month, it's a gift your friends can cherish the whole year through.

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Harvest Your Own Pearl Gift Set
Don't give the gift of jewelry this Christmas - give the gift that makes the jewelry. With the Natural Pearl Gift Set, you get an actual oyster in a can. You pop the top on the easy-open can, pull out the oyster, pry it open and there you go - you've harvested your own pearl ready to set in the enclosed necklace.

Another strange gift that you've got to see to believe, you can find the Natural Pearl gift set HERE.

Gas Powered Blender
Some strange gifts are actually practical. Don't let a power outage stop you from blending perfect daiquiris with this gas powered blender. Portable blending power perfect for tailgating and any other outdoor blending you might need to do.

To check out this funny Christmas gift, click HERE.

Kooky Chew Human Dog Food
It may look like dog food in a bowl, but that's because it's supposed to. This inexpensive gift looks exactly like a bowl of Fido's favorite kibbles, but it's really made out of cookies. It also comes with a candy bone, perfect for that dog of a boyfriend or just to gross out your neighbors.

To check out this strange gift idea, click HERE.

USB Humping Hound
A great gift for the cyber junkie, the USB Humping Hound does what he says he does. Just plug him into a USB port for hours of non-stop humping dog action.

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Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure
This action figure comes with a moist towelette and a surgical mask for hours of bacteria-destroying fun.

To see this odd gift, click HERE.

Gummy Haggis
This odd gift makes the perfect stocking stuffer. Fortunately this sheep-intestine shaped candy is butterscotch flavored.

To check out this bizarre Christmas gift, click HERE.

The Condom Cap
So, uh, it's a hat that looks like a condom and you wear it on your head. I think that qualifies as a strange Christmas gift. Now if you can just convince someone to wear it.

To check out this funny Christmas gift, click HERE.

Upside-Down Pre-lit Christmas Tree
Turn your holiday season on its head with this unique Christmas tree. This strange gift is actually a centuries-old tradition of hanging a Christmas tree upside down from the ceiling. Perfect for tight rooms where a traditional Christmas tree would take up too much floor space. The kids won't even notice the tree's upside-down with all that extra space to put presents.

If you're interested in this strange Christmas gift, click HERE.

The Twelve Shots of Christmas Shot Glass Wreath
The perfect holiday gift for the heavy drinker in your life, the 12 Shots of Christmas Shot Glass Wreath is ready for hanging.

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Tattoo Parlor Kids Playset
Like the ad says, this is a great playset for budding tattoo artists that encourages creativity in your child. Recommended for ages 6 and up.

To check out this Christmas gift, click HERE.

The Potty Putter
The perfect gift for the constipated golfer in your life, the Potty Putter is a putting green AND a stylish bathroom rug. Comes with a specially shortened golf club, designed to be operated from a seated position.

To check out this funny Christmas gift, click HERE.

Sometimes a traditional holiday calls for a few non-traditional gifts. Anyone I know would be proud to receive such gifts -- as long as they came with the return receipts.