Striking Elves
Santa was preparing the sleigh
The elves were working slowly this particular day
Come on yelled Santa, I have to get away
The head elf replied we're on strike us work, neigh neigh neigh
The elves were working slowly this particular day
Come on yelled Santa, I have to get away
The head elf replied we're on strike us work, neigh neigh neigh
We want more money, more cash
Now pay us what you owe don't be rash
Put your hand in your pocket Fatso; go on give it a bash
Get back to work shouted Santa, or I'll get out my lash
Come now we must open the grotto
You've got a better chance of winning the lotto
The witty reply shocked Santa a lot, oh
While the elves all went off to the bar to get blotto.
Published by John Smither
I had often felt that I had a book inside me ready to be written (many of us have I know), well it has been but now I need to get it published. Until recently I never knew I could write poems, that is my nex... View profile
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