Strip Club Etiquette

Strip clubs are a fun place to meet beautiful women and make some really interesting friends. I have been going to strip clubs since I turned 21 on Halloween last year. My first strip club experience was very memorable. I walked into the strip club as a young girl, I left feeling like a real woman. It was the best time I had in my life. I had plenty of sexual tension to unleash. I never had a girl touch, caress or grind on me until then. I never felt up a girl's boobs until then. I wanted more. So I kept going to strip clubs. I didn't go just to see naked girls, I went because I made some really interesting friends there. Plus, every time I went to a strip club, guys would buy me free drinks. So I had my perks.

Now these are some rules when going to a strip club.

1. Bring Plenty of Cash With You.
If you want to have a good time, make sure you bring enough cash to cover drinks, tips, and lap dances. The cost of drinks vary from club to club. Now you don't have to buy drinks for every cute girl you meet. You will lose your money fast if you do that. Just buy drinks for girls you really want to have a good time with. I only buy drinks for the girls I get a lap dance from. Why waste money on girls you are not interested in? Also remember to always tip the bartender and the waitress. They may not strip but they need money too.

2. Don't Overdress and Don't Underdress.
Now I'm a girl. So when I go to the strip club, I have on either a pair of apple bottom jeans or some nice black pants. I will match it with a nice, tight shirt that shows a little cleavage. And I will throw on some nice black heels or black ballet flats. That's how I go to the club. I always have my hair done right. And I spray my body with my favorite scent from Victoria's Secret. I know I'm going to be up and close with a couple of strippers. I want to make sure I am looking and smelling good. Now when going to a strip club, you do not have to put on a three piece suit. One guy had on a suit and tie thinking that all the girls will be flocking to him. But the girls avoided him because he looked out of place. Do not underdress either. Don't come to the strip club wearing a Pokemon shirt and some old raggedy jeans. You might have all the money but you look like a little boy who shouldn't be at the strip club.

3. Don't Touch The Strippers.
The girls can touch you but you can not touch them. Its a stupid rule. But there are ways of getting around it. At this one strip club, I am really good friends with this one stripper. I get lap dances from her all the time. But when I get a lap dance from her, I make sure we go to the VIP room that is right next to the stage. There is a blind spot in the corner where her boss can't see us. Because he can't see us, we do everything but have sex in there. Now before you go feeling up any girl, make sure she is okay with you touching her. Girls don't mind being touched by other girls. But they do mind when guys start rubbing all over them. So don't go rubbing on any girl or you will probably be kicked out.

4. There is Sex in the Champagne Room.
You can have sex in the Champagne Room. But don't expect it to be clean and cheap. I have heard of girls offering sex for in the Champagne Room for a certain amount of money. I try to stay far away from girls like that because they probably have STD's. So if a girl ask you to have sex with her in the Champagne Room, do you think you are the first person she has asked? How many other guys have had sex with her in the Champagne Room? Think about it.

5. Tip and Tip Well.
If you throw dollar bills everywhere, you will get attention. Don't throw hundreds of dollar bills at girls when they are dancing for you up on stage. Give her one dollar bill at a time. She will spend more time with you if give her one dollar bill at a time. If you give her all your money at once, then she will move on to the next guy. So don't throw her five, ten, twenty dollar bills at once. Keep her wanting more.

6. Don't Diss the Strippers.
Strippers do talk to each other. They might not always get along but they do socialize. So if you talk trash about a stripper to another stripper, she will most likely find out. So its best to keep your words to yourself. Like my mother always say, if you won't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all. Even if a stripper is talking trash about another stripper to you, do not agree or disagree with the stripper. Just stay neutral.

7. Don't Get Wasted.
Or at least do not pass out at the club. Its embarrassing seeing a guy who had too much passed out on the couch. Its even more embarrassing hearing about a guy passing out while he was in the Champagne Room. I might get wasted at the club but I make sure I never pass out. Right at the point when I feel wasted, I always call a cab to take me home to the safety of my bed. Also when you are wasted, you do stupid things. So its best to not get wasted at the strip club.

8. Never Ever Fall in Love with a Stripper.
Its very hard to date a stripper for many reasons. First, their job is to dance very up and close for people while being almost naked. Its very easy for someone to become jealous. Second, they work all night so there is barely any free time. Third, temptation is always a factor. The risk of cheating is too great. Its hard not to develop feelings while being so intimate. Sometimes you have to be emotionless when being a stripper. They are not there to find love. So if you meet a stripper you really like, don't expect to take her and make her a steak. She's only there to make money.

9. Don't Be Drinks On Your Tab.
Tabs are for suckers. Sometimes the bartender will charge other people's drinks on your tab. So don't be surprise if your drink bill seem unusually high. Always pay with cash.

10. Have Fun.
The point of going to a strip club is to have fun and to let loose. Forget about work. Forget about tomorrow. Live in the present. Music is blasting everywhere. There are beautiful girls all around you. Talk to one of them. Don't be afraid and don't be shy. Relax. Buy yourself an BMF. And have fun!