Suave for Men Refreshing Body Wash

Hello there. I have what every man wants. When my man gives me a squeeze, he has no regrets. I caress every inch of his body when we take a shower together.

He really likes how I smell and how I feel. All he has to do is touch me and rub me all over-all over his skin. Let me introduce myself. I'm Suave For Men refreshing body wash.

I'm soft and soothing on his skin. Isn't that right, sugar?

My Take

Uh...uh...uh huh...

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I'm so blue when my man first squeezes me out of the bottle, but then he cheers me up when he starts rubbing me all over. I'm very gentle and mild on his skin.

A quarter-size amount of me is all he needs on his hands or a wash cloth. I like his hands. He has such nice hands. Do you like using your hands to rub me all over?

My Take

Uh...uh...yeah...I like using my hands.

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For you, baby, I come...I come in a shapely plastic 12 fluid ounce (355 ml) bottle that is easy to hold even when it's wet. My bottle also comes with a snap-open cap. Oh sugar, I have so much inside me to give to you. Here are my ingredients:

Water, Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, Ammonium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Fragrance, PEG-10 Sunflower Glycerides, Polyquaternmium-10, Cocamide MEA, PEG-5 Cocamide, Propylene, Glycol, Benzophenone-4, Ammonium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylsothiazolinone. Etidronic Acid, Blue 1 (CI 42090), and Ext. Violet 2 (CI 60730)

I'm always available, and yes, I can be bought...at drugstore.com, amazon.com and Target stores.

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My Take

I picked up a bottle of this body wash at Target. I like the fact that when you squeeze it out of the bottle, it
comes out thick rather than runny. It won't slip through your fingers before you can rub it on.

It has a nice pleasant smell and does lather on nicely. It's a nice alternative to just plain soap. It seems to moisturize my skin rather than leave it feeling dry. The scent could be described as a masculine scent. The price is reasonable too-around three bucks.

Time to rinse off.

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Oh NO! Not the rinse! I'm going down the drain! I feel like I've been used! Now I feel like a cheap bottle of body wash! Men are all the same. First they rub you, then they rinse you. Will the world ever change?

My Take

Well, I must say, this body wash does rinse off nicely and I do feel refreshed and invigorated. I especially love using this product after a hard sweaty workout with the weights or shooting hoops at the basketball court.

Normally, after a strenuous workout, blood in my body already flows to the surface of my skin-making me feel more youthful and energetic. This product seems to amplify that effect.

I use this body wash in lieu of shampoo, and, quite frankly, my bald spot does not look any worse. Women have also told me that my bald spot is shinier and has a more masculine scent.

I also like the fact that Suave guarantees my satisfaction. Here is their guarantee:

We guarantee your full satisfaction or we will replace or refund your purchase.

Even if Suave did not have such a terrific guarantee, at the very worst, if I was dissatisfied, I would only be out around three bucks. I understand that other body washes are more expensive, and aren't noticeably better than this product.

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Well, I'm disappointed that he rinsed me off, and then blew me off with a hair drier, but I suppose it's better to look at the situation philosophically: My bottle is half full-not half empty. He'll be back. After all, he can't resist me (giggle).

If you have comments or questions, you can contact their Customer Service:

www.suave.com
1-800-782-8301