I READ. I BURN CDS FROM THE LIBRARY. I MAKE CHOCOLATE PANCAKES. I WEAR SHORTS CONSTANTLY. I DRINK CHERRY MOUNTAIN DEW. I DON'T HAVE A FLIP STYLE PHONE. I HATE SUMMER

Mike Berger is a freelance writer from South Milwaukee, Wisconsin. He has a few superpowers and he's been known to write a lot of things and sometimes take pictures to go along with those. Do not believe his lies. He is the one. Kill him.