CREATIVE SWEARING ~ SINGING LOUDLY WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP ~ LAUGHING UNTIL MILK COMES OUT MY NOSE ~ PEOPLE WATCHING ~ KNOWING WHAT THE KIDS ARE UP TO EVEN IF I CAN'T SEE OR HEAR THEM ~ A GOOD CUPPA JAVA ~ LIVING IN FOREIGN LANDS AND EATING FOREIGN FOO

Born and raised in America ~ Found independence in the small towns of Holland ~ Grew up in Oslo, Norway ~ Back living in the Golden State again ~ Raising my kids to be smart, nice and to have a good sense of humor ~ Loving my awesome husband ~ TURN ONS: a good sense of humor, goatees, back rubs, thunderstorms, kilts, a good book, pizza, laughter, ice cold heineken, Scorpios TURN OFFS: being tickled, Brussel's sprouts, bossy-know-it-all-rude people, soggy cereal, liars, wimps, dog slobber, eggs, laundry