FUNNY SHIZZLE

Review of the mockumentary Chalk, about the travails of high school teaching. Some of the humor works and some doesn't, but the stronger element of the movie is that it treats its subject matter more seriously than does the typical mockumentary.

Kristen Stewart clears the air about dating Robert Pattinson; Snopp Dogg is showing off his nephew's skill to Twitter fans; No cat fight between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars.

The last Solitary 3.0 ended in suspense as either Pod 5 would be going home, for not downing a horseradish shot, or Pod 2 would go home for pushing the red button. With only a second left Pod 5 got her first shot down, but she still had another to go.

"Part 4: In Search of a Good, Raunchy Joke" Legoless reveals the secret of safe passage across the dreaded Bridge of Melancholy Grompers--a good, raunchy joke. But Seamus doesn't know any good jokes! What will he do?!

Oprah's 2-part town hall discussion on what the African American community should do now about its own use of the "racial/sexist" (take your pick)language that got Don Imus canned didn't really bring important issues to the forefront.

It's not a good sign when you think getting into a car accident on the way to the theater would have been time better spent.